Not a full recap. Just the kisses, chaos, and emotional crimes. ๐โจ


๐บ Episodes: 16
๐ First Kiss: Episode 8
๐ Next Kiss(es): Episodes 9, 10, 11, 12, 16
๐ Streaming On: Netflix, TVing
๐ผ Not a Scandal, Itโs a Love Story (and Also, You’re Fired)
The scandal has officially dropped, but Wonโs not having it, because itโs not a scandal, itโs a love story. ๐ค๐

Honestly? Sa Rang and Won continue to crush it in the communication department. These two talk things out like itโs their actual superpower, and I will never stop swooning over it. ๐
But then… DADDY GU SHOCKS ME.
Instead of siding with Evil Sister, he kicks her out of the King Empire for leaking the scandal. Actual consequences in a K-drama? Iโm trembling.
We learn that Evil Sis has apparently always held a grudge because Dad and Step-Mom loved Won more?
Girl, Iโve seen no evidence of neglect toward you, only your bad attitude. But okay, weโll wait for the flashback receipts.
๐งณ Operation: Forced Separation
Rather than say โbreak up,โ Daddy Gu plays 3D chess:

- Sends Sa Rang off to some hotel exile zone (a.k.a. King Siberia)
- Ships Won overseas to keep them apart โfor clarityโ (yeah, okay)
Wonnie doesnโt know about her new hellhole post, and she doesnโt tell him. Babyโฆ thatโs a red flag in the shape of a resignation letter. ๐ฉ
But first, cute date at an amusement park! They even wear school uniforms for no reason! I donโt understand it, but I donโt need to. Itโs cute, weโre moving on.
๐ Back in Seoul: Family Lore & Feelsplosion
Won returns home, ready to rage about Sa Rangโs reassignment…
And guess who shows up out of nowhere? MOM.
Like?? Hello??
Cue Family Trauma Lore Drop:
- Grandpa Gu basically ransom-traded his love and protection for Won in exchange for banishing his mom.
- Daddy Gu chose corporate legacy over love (and now wonders why his kids are slightly damaged).

Mom reappears to warn Daddy Gu:
โStop making Won repeat our past or Iโll burn it all down.โ
(Iโm paraphrasing, but also maybe not.)
She meets Won too. Heโs polite but cold and pretends he doesnโt want a relationship.
Then he leaves and cries. Full-on ugly sobbing. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Eventually, he goes back for a hug, and they get their little heart-mending moment.
(And I get a little cry of my own.)
๐ฉโ๐ฆ Witch Sisterโs Redemption Sprinkles
Evil Meany Pants Sister has a single tear moment.
Her marriage is crashing, sheโs sobbing, and her sweet little son hugs her.
She actually hugs him back.
Cue single violin note of redemptionโฆ maybe?
(Not enough to excuse her chaos, but still. We see you, tiny flicker of heart.)
๐ Cute Proposal vs. โI Want to Break Upโ
Our clingy baby CEO races to Sa Rang, ready to swoop her out of exile and buys the hotel sheโs working at just to help save it. Just because his princess says she wants it to survive because the workers are good people.

They return to Seoul.
He plans the cutest, fluffiest proposal ever.
Youโre ready to cry happy tears.
AND THEN !!!
Sa Rang says:
โI want to call it quits.โ
…Iโm sorry??
WHAT??
There were zero signs of distress! No arguments! No slow drift! No nothing!
Show, this is a BREAKUP VIOLATION. ๐จ
Iโm sending you paperwork.

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